(as sung to the Mickey Mouse Club March)
by-Moishe Fahcocktah

Rump a trump, trump, rump a trump, trump…
Who is the leader of us all made for you and me?
D-O-N-A-L-D -T-R-U-M-P
Hey there, hi there, ho there, heil there
White Americans you’re as welcome as can be-
D-O-N-A-L-D- T-R-U-M-P
Donald Trump, (Donald Duck!), Donald Trump
Forever let us hold our red, white and blue banner
High! High! High! But not high on pot…
Come along and sing this song and join the jamboree
Donald Trump America! Donald Trump America!
We’ll have fun, we’ll kick out different races
We’ll do things and blow up different places-
All around the world we’re marching-
(drum roll and marching music…)
Who’s the leader of us all made for you and me?
Donald Trump, Donald Trump
Yay Donald! Yay Donald! Yay Donald Trump!